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Death By Porn? Not As Fun As It Sounds

For one Japanese man his fascination with collecting porn magazines may have led to his ultimate demise. According to The Mirror a 50-year-old former car maker, identified only by the name Joji, was found dead buried underneath a pile filthy mags. His landlord made the discovery after rent had not been paid for six months. How could such an accident happen you ask? Well when you have SIX TONS of porn collected in your apartment, these things can happen.

According to the report:

The porn addict’s lowly tragic death was revealed by a member of the cleaning team, who said that his company had been hired to remove the magazines discreetly in a way that would not be noticed by neighbours and the man’s family to save them from the shame.

The cleaner said that every space in the flat was filled with piles of magazines, which also stacked on tables and on shelves.

It’s unclear if our boy Joji had a heart attack and fell into one of the stacks or if he was actually killed by the magazines falling on him. One thing is obvious though: With the death of this man sales of “Swank” and “Juggs” are sure to plummet.

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