Don’t despair… your dream job is out there. Discount retailer B&M has posted a temporary position: “Chicken Nugget Connoisseur.”

Some jobs require a laundry list of impossible-to-match specific skills. The experience needed for this gig includes:

• Getting the 20 share box of nuggets from McDonalds and keeping them all for yourself 
• Being the first in the office kitchen whenever someone says there’s cake
• That time you tripped and fell at a buffet and saved the plate before yourself
• Going to an event or party because there is free food
• You value the importance of a fish finger sandwich in life
• You can conduct a power point presentation on the reasoning behind curly fries being nicer than chips

Sure, it’s only a temporary gig, but it would be a helluva conversation-starter in a LinkedIn profile.